A philosoper asked Mulla, “I have been traveling, researching, and contemplating for years, trying to determine when the end of the world will be—yet I still have not found out the answer. Do you know when the end of the world will be?”
“Yes, I have known that information for a long time,” replied Nasrudin.”When I die, that will be the end of the world.”
“Are you certain it will?” the philosopher asked in disbelief. “It will be for me!” replied the Mulla.