So a guy dies, and as he enters Heaven, he meets God. “You led a good life back on Earth,” God tells him. “I’m going to give you three requests, in addition to your normal Heavenly reward. Just ask for anything you desire.”
“Well,” the guy says, “I’d really like to see my Mother.” “No problem,” God tells him, “She’s in the next room waiting for you. What else?”
“My wife and I lost our son when he was a baby. Is there any chance…” “He’s sitting on his grandmother’s lap, and is eager to meet you. Anything else?”
Well, some years ago, I ordered a Wayne Henderson guitar, and…” God quickly interrupted him, “Not in my lifetime.”