A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on a bench.
Cowboy to Indian: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going? Dog: Doin’ all right.
Cowboy, pointing to the Indian: Is this your owner? Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How’s he treating you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how’s it going? Horse: Good day to you Mr. Cowboy.
Cowboy, pointing to the Indian: Is this your owner? Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How’s he treating you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Indian: Sheep lie!