“There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,” said a monk, coming into the teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
“And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question,” said Nasrudin.
“I could have answered it if I had been there,”replied the monk.
“Very well,” said Nasrudin, ” He asked, ‘Why are you breaking into my house in the middle of the night?’”