A man runs into his house home early from work, and shouts to his wife. “Hey Honey, guess what? I won the Lottery. Pack you’re bags!” “Yippee!” she exclaims, “should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?” He says, “What do I care, just pack up and go!”
Reminds me of the story of Bill Clinton arriving back in Little Rock, Arkansas. He gets off the plane with a pig under each arm. His chauffeur says, “Mr President, those are two mighty fine pigs.” “Yes, I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea,” says Bill. “Well,” says the chauffeur “It seems like a fair swap to me”