The town’s new conqueror said to Nasrudin one day, “Hey Mulla, I have a challenge for you. Offend me in a way that your explanation will be a thousand times worse than the original offense.”
The next day, Nasrudin came to the palace, and kissed the conqueror right on the lips.
“What was that!” exclaimed the conqueror with great surprise.
“Oh,” Nasrudin replied, “excuse me! I got you confused with your wife.”