Mulla Nasrudin was milking a cow, when suddenly a bull tore across the meadow toward him. The Mulla didn’t move, but kept on milking. Several men watching from the next field were surprised when the bull stopped abruptly, just a few yards from the Mulla. He then turned around and walked away.
“Were you not afraid, Mulla?” asked the men. “Of course not,” replied Nasrudin. “This cow is the bull’s mother-in-law.”