Everybody’s gotta’ be someplace

A man gets home from work early. His wife is still wearing her nightgown. He walks into his bedroom, looks around, and finds his best friend standing in the closet naked.
The husband yells, “What the hell are you doing here?”
His friend replies, “Everybody’s gotta’ be someplace.”

In another version…

A man gets home from work early. His wife is still wearing her nightgown.
The husband goes into the bathroom, opens shower curtain, and finds his friend there.
The husband yells, “What the hell are you doing here?”
His friend replies, “I’m voting.”

^{both told by Myron Cohen}