Mulla Nasrudin and his neighbor were chatting. “Yesterday, I took a girl to the soda fountain in the afternoon,” said the neighbor, “and I paid for that. Then I took her to the drive-in for a hot dog and I paid for that. Then I took her to a movie, and I paid for that. Then I took her to a nightclub and I paid for that. Do you think I should have kissed her goodnight, Mulla?” “No,” said Nasrudin. “I think you did enough for her for one day.”