Dealing With a Drunk

A drunk on a bus sat next to Mulla Nasrudin. Thinking Mulla to be a preacher from his appearance, and trying to start a conversation, he said, “I ain’t going to heaven. There ain’t no heaven.” The Mulla ignored him. “I say there ain’t no heaven,” said the drunk in a loud voice. The Mulla still didn’t respond. “I said I ain’t going to heaven,” shouted the drunk. Mulla Nasrudin quietly turned to the drunk and said, “Well, go to hell, then, but be quiet about it.”

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