It had been a real big night at the tavern. Mulla Nasrudin had to be carried back to his shack by his friends. When he woke up the next day, he was startled to see a huge gorilla sitting on the foot of his bed. He carefully reached for his 45. He took careful aim and said, “If you are a real gorilla, you’re in a bad fix. But if you are not, then I am.”