Two Jews walking down the street pass a church; outside is a sign, “Convert to Christianity, get $400.” One of them shrugs, and says, “why not?” His friend declines, but says he’d wait for him.
The guy enters the church, is in there for a couple of hours, and finally comes out wearing a seersucker suit, a straw hat and bow tie: “I converted!”
His friend asks, “What was it like?”
“They were very nice,” says the man, “and it wasn’t hard at all.”
“Did you get the $400?”
“What’s with you people?”