A Jewish grandmother takes her baby grandson to the ocean for the first time. For the occasion, she has dressed him in a smart little sailor outfit.
Without warning, a large wave folds over the young boy and swoops him out into the ocean. The grandmother looks up at the sky, “Please God, save my grandson. I will do anything if you return him to me. I will pray daily, I will volunteer weekly. Please God, I will do anything.”
In a flash, another wave hits the beach, and the grandson washes up on the sand.
The grandmother looks the boy over, then looks up at the sky and says, “He had a hat.”