Nasrudin snuck into someone’s garden and began putting vegetables in his bag. The owner saw him and shouted, “Hey, what are you doing in my garden?”
“The wind blew me here,” Nasrudin confidently responded.
“Well then,” said the other. “Can explain how those vegetables were pulled out from my garden?”
“Oh, that’s simple,” Nasrudin explained. “I had to grab them to stop myself from being thrown any further by the wind.”
“Well,” the man continued, “then tell me this – how did the vegetables get in your sack?”
“You know what,” Nasrudin said, “I was just wondering that same thing myself!”