Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
“What have you done Tommy O’Connor?” “I had sex with a girl.”
“Who was it, Tommy?” “I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin.”
“Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?” “No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?” “No father, please forgive me for my sin.”
“Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O’Keefe.” “No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Okay, Tommy, go say 5 Hail Mary’s and 4 Our Fathers, and you will be absolved of your sin.”
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend was waiting. “What did ya get?” asked his friend. “Well I got 5 hail Mary’s, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads.”