A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 | Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 | Hand Job: $10.00.”
Checking his wallet to make sure he’s got the cash, he steps up to the bar and calls to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to group of eager men.
“Yes?” she says with a knowing smile, “can I help you?” “I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “indeed I am.” The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”