A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience, during which she sees God, and asks if this is the end. God says no, and she has another 30-40 years to live. She figures since she’s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. Upon recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
After her final operation, and she is finally released, she is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God again she exclaims, “I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?” God replies, “I didn’t recognize you!”