Mulla Nasrudin was in an accident and sued the insurance company for $1,000, and won his case. When he received his check; he called on his lawyer to settle up. “How much do I owe you?” he asked the lawyer. “Well,” said the lawyer, “I will tell you how it is. Since I am an old friend of yours, and your father before you, my fee will be only $900.” “I am sure glad,” said Nasrudin as he made out his check for $900, “That you weren’t a friend of my grandfather’s too.”