Mulla Nasrudin was called to testify in an election bribery case. “You say,” asked the judge, “that you were given $10 to vote for the Democrats, and you got another $10 to vote for the Republicans?” “Yes, Sir, Your Honour,” said the Mulla.
“And how did you vote?” asked the judge. “Your honor,” said Nasrudin, “I voted according to my conscience.”