Irving goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Bernie home?” “No he went to the store.”
“Well, so, do you mind if I wait?” “No, sure, come in.”
They sit down and Irving says, “You know Rachel, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.” Rachel thinks about this for a second and says to herself, what the hell—a hundred bucks! My husband sees them all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one. Irving promptly thanks her and throws the 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Irving says, “They are soooo beautiful, I’ve got to see both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together.” Rachel thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Irving a nice, long look.
Irving thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says that he can’t wait any longer for Bernie, and leaves. A while later Bernie arrives home and Rachel says, “You know, your meshugge friend Irving came over.” Bernie promptly asks, “Well, did he leave the 200 bucks he owes me?”